Nerd Music Holiday Gift Guide 2019

Want to give the gift of nerdy music this holiday season? Excellent. Here are our recommendations of great music releases from this year, with links where they can be purchased!

Misbehavin' Maidens: “Swearing is Caring”

If you haven't yet snagged our album of nerdy, dirty, feminist, comedy music, get on that!

Musical style: Modern folk

Songs about: Star Trek, libraries, anxiety, Harry Potter, fandom conventions, mansplaining, what not to say after sex, drinking, and pegging, among other things!

Audience: 18+ nerds

Merch: www.redbubble.com/people/misbehavinmaids/shop

Learn more: misbehavinmaidens.com


Rhiannon's Lark: “Sugar and Spice and Dinosaurs”

Alyssa Yeager has the voice of a Disney Princess, and her musical talent doesn’t stop there. She plays guitar, autoharp, and ukulele on her latest album, which makes for a delightful, easy-listening experience that is also often subversive and hilarious.

Musical style: Acoustic singer/songwriter

Songs about: Knitting, feminism, the Avengers, Game of Thrones, Avatar: The Last Airbender, organization, sloths, and the lack of proper pockets in women's clothing, among other things!

Audience: Family-friendly

Patreon: www.patreon.com/rhiannonslark

Merch: rhiannonslark.com/westcoast.html (available until Dec. 8)

Learn more: rhiannonslark.com


PDX Broadsides: “Relatable Content”

Our cuddle enemies, the PDX Broadsides, are a nerdy, Portland-based trio famed for their earwormy, original pop tunes about science and awkward feelings. Their latest album is mind-bendingly catchy, hilarious and heartfelt.

Musical style: Acoustic pop with piano and guitar

Songs about: Steven Universe, anxiety, Kingkiller Chronicles, consent, Game of Thrones, and the importance of Seratonin Dopamine, among other things!

Audience: Family-friendly

Merch: pdxbroadsides.threadless.com and thepdxbroadsides.bandcamp.com/merch

Learn more: www.pdxbroadsides.com


Sunnie Larsen: “The Space Between the Notes”

Sunnie has performed with almost every notable nerdy act in the Pacific Northwest and beyond, with several album credits as guest fiddler to her name. “The Space Between the Notes” is her debut album, in which she sings and plays violin with a wide array of fellow nerd musicians providing additional backing instrumentals.

Musical style: Filk and instrumental

Songs about: The Mars Rover, Sherlock Holmes, Shakespeare, Steven Universe, Babylon 5, and Downton Abbey, among other things!

Audience: Family-friendly

Merch: sunnielarsen.bandcamp.com/merch

Learn more: www.sunnie.org


Sarah Donner: “The Mess We Make”

Sarah Donner's tenth studio album, “The Mess We Make,” is full of rockin’ bangers on a wide array of nerdy subjects.

Musical style: Rock

Songs about: Dungeons & Dragons, Rosalind Franklin, mansplaining, space exploration, and lots of songs about feelings!

Audience: Family-friendly

Patreon: www.patreon.com/sarahdonner

Merch: shop.sarahdonner.com

Learn more: www.sarahdonner.com


Elizabeth Lain: “The Many Triumphs and Inevitable Death of Victoria Valentine”

If your tabletop game needs a soundtrack, you need this album. It’s the perfect suspenseful, epic, instrumental music to go with any adventure. Elizabeth layers a ludicrous number of instruments to create a soaring soundscape.

Musical style: Epic instrumental

Audience: Family-friendly

Merch: elizabethlain.bandcamp.com/merch

Learn more: elizabethlain.com


Beth Kinderman: “The Hero’s Journey”

Beth Kinderman’s rich and often ethereal folk album is both powerful and thought-provoking.

Musical style: Folk

Songs about: Concept album exploring Joseph Campbell’s theories of the monomyth through the lens of a woman's experiences

Audience: Family-friendly

Merch: www.redbubble.com/people/bethkinderman

Learn more: www.bethkinderman.com


TheFifthSister: “Shattered Past”

Lauren Furze’s passion for and dedication to her fandoms bursts forth through her music, making her a joy to listen to. Her latest release is simultaneously profound, heartfelt, and nerdy as hell. And it’s free on Bandcamp!

Musical style: Rock, punk, alternative

Songs about: Concept album about the Amazon Prime show Absentia

Audience: Family-friendly

Learn more: twitter.com/thefifthsister


Alexander James Adams: “Dream Tunes and Dragon Tales”

If you’re interested in something a little fantastical, Alexander James Adams’ latest album is a great pick. Songs of dragons and myths and magic abound in his latest release.

Musical style: Folk (Renn Faire style)

Songs about: Instrumental tunes and dragon songs

Audience: Family-friendly

Patreon: www.patreon.com/AlexanderJamesAdams

Learn more: alexanderjamesadams.com


The Library Bards: “BomBARDed!”

If you love pop and rock parodies about nerdy stuff, look no further than the Library Bards, who have performed at San Diego Comic Con and Stan Lee’s funeral.

Musical style: Pop and rock parody

Songs about: John Barrowman, Star Trek, Power Rangers, Spider-Man, Firefly, Star Trek, Princess Bride, and more!

Audience: Family-friendly

Patreon: www.patreon.com/LibraryBards

Learn more: www.librarybards.com


Chuck Parker: “World’s Okayest…”

After playing bass with almost every notable nerd band in the mid-Atlantic, Chuck Parker finally released his first solo album this year!

Musical style: Rock, filk

Songs about: Social anxiety, Stranger Things, performing at fandom conventions, and Dungeons & Dragons, among other things!

Audience: Family-friendly

Learn more: chuck-parker.net


The Doubleclicks: “The Book Was Better”

Laser and Aubrey's latest blockbuster nerd music release knocks it out of the park again, with tons of quirky, heartfelt, and catchy tunes.

Musical style: Folk-pop

Songs about: Coming out as nonbinary, the downsides of working retail, loneliness, panic attacks, and a fun new birthday song you can force your friends to learn and sing at your party (which…I may have done), among other things!

Audience: Family-friendly

Patreon: www.patreon.com/thedoubleclicks

Merch: topatoco.com/collections/the-doubleclicks

Learn more: www.thedoubleclicks.com