Greetings, new fans and followers. Please keep your seatbelts fastened and note these important safety announcements:
We're nerdy, dirty, feminist, funny, and queer, and we sing music representative of that.
We can be found on:
We have two albums! They're available in digital format on Bandcamp, iTunes, Apple Music, Spotify, Google Play, and Amazon. The first one is more "Ren Faire folk" and 100% a cappella. Second one is more nerdy/filky and has some ukulele in there.
We do 10-12 live shows a year, at fandom conventions and DC/Baltimore area bars and variety shows. Our upcoming shows are always listed on our website.
At our live shows, we sell merch, including shirts, stickers, drinkware, dice, pins, and more. We don't have an online store for physical merch yet, so be sure to catch us in person to get that sweet, sweet swag!
We have been performing together for five years! How the time flies!
If you want to support us, thank you! Some ways to do that:
1. Tell your friends about our music!
2. Come to a show!
3. Buy our albums and merch!
4. Tell your favorite fandom con you want to see us perform there!
5. Post glowing reviews on iTunes, Google Play, etc.!
6. If you really, really want to, you can tip us via PayPal at firstname.lastname@example.org.
That's also the email address where you can contact us for booking information, etc.
Got a question not covered here? Hit us up via email, our web contact form, Twitter, or FB messenger.
Thank you for your attention. If you haven't already, go give some love to some of our favorite bands, The PDX Broadsides, The Doubleclicks, Paul and Storm, Jonathan Coulton, Danielle Ate the Sandwich, Lucia Fasano, Molly Lewis, Julia Nunes, Scales and Crosstones, Pirates for Sail, and Amanda Palmer!